no, i would not buy a used car from him.   yes, hillary lost after crying after winning.   no, the most hilarious character to surface in this smear-lection has not yet completely faded from the drool of the media.   yes, dirty rider has many boulders atop hilltops along the mountain passes yet to be traversed.   no, those are not snowballs under hillary's cheeks.....yes, i'm speaking of the cheeks beneath her eyes.   no, hillary doesn't have a nervous twitch leading her to compulsive head-bobbing during campaign speeches.   yes, it is possible she is giving a signal she heard the psychic messages of advice from barney frank and jessica simpson.   no, dirty rider is afraid of rattlesnakes and that story emanated from canadian nafta-backers.   yes, barack is now paranoid enough to snap his head about between the path ahead, fearing rattlesnakes, and the hillsides about him.   no, ted was indeed paid well and is laughing harder than any of us.   no, i don't think ted laughed this hard even when ross peanut alerted us to phantom guerillas invading his texas compound.   yes, barack is a natural for wall street where it is known that excessive flatulence can lead to a tremendous jump in the dow-jones.   no, that came from dirty rider 2 weeks ago in what was an early release that led to hillary spraining her shoulder but barack is just a skinny guy.   yes, dick morris is so happy, he's offering to work for ted at half price.   no, nancy pelosi now has secy. of state in her purse from both changer and dirtry rider.